thongs of praise

Thongs of praise

Posted in Junk for Jehovah


For those with catholic tastes in the bedroom, here come thongs of praise. These pious undervestments combine devotion to the Mother of God with the prevention of visible panty lines, and bring some welcome holiness to any underwear-related activity. Do I hear an ‘Amen’?

Brothers, wrap a righteous g-string as a birthday present for the lady in your life, and she will be blessed among women. Sisters, try these on for him, and put the guilt back in your sex life where it belongs.

Madonna and child knickers: $14.99 a pair.

‘The dear pants’ (Psalm 42:1).

Tat Queen

Tat Queen

Collector of junk for Jehovah, knickknacks for nirvana, gadgets for God, baubles for Beelzebub... and the whole wonderful world of holy hardware.

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