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Shroud of Turin chapel

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The Turin Shroud was almost toast tonight in 1997, when fire broke out in Turin Cathedral and firemen had to save the relic
11 Apr

Community of Christ

Beautiful music at this Good Friday virtual service – not to be missed!
2 Apr 21
Independence, Missouri, USA

Living Faith Anglican

A folksy eucharist – with goosebumps – on Maundy Thursday
1 Apr 21
Tempe, Arizona, USA

St Giles Cripplegate

‘The utter presence of God’ marks this ecumenical Tenebrae service
31 Mar 21
Barbican, London

St Peter's

Stately yet familiar liturgy – but Pentecostal fire or tsunami?
21 Mar 21
Eaton Square, Belgravia, London
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on I WON!!!

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about I WON!!!! ‘I’m still your President although Fake News says I'm not!!’
12 Nov 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on the Seven Last Words

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Seven Last Words: ‘I think he meant “I’m finished”. Just like Crooked Hillary.’
2 Nov 20
Evangelicals pray with Trump

The grand-daddy of all conspiracy theories

What do white evangelicals have in common with Donald Trump? Could it be a love of conspiracy theories? asks Iwan Russell-Jones
30 Oct 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on the temptations

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the temptations: ‘Jesus said he didn’t want all the Kingdoms of the World! Crazy!’
27 Oct 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on the Samaritan Woman

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Samaritan Woman: ‘That woman could easily have had a knife or a Gun!!!’
20 Oct 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on money

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about money: ‘Jesus should have taken a course in Business Administration!’
13 Oct 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on prayer

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about prayer: ‘How are you supposed to pray in your closet??? Risk of Suffocation!!’
5 Oct 20

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St Patrick's

The Archbishop of Canterbury evokes pure spiritual delight at St Patrick's church on St Patrick's Day
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Saul, County Down, Northern Ireland

Lichfield Cathedral

A promise fulfilled – with dignity and care
31 Jan 21
Staffordshire, England
Oasis Family Church, Port Elizabeth, S Africa (Exterior)

Oasis Family Church

Relaxed, comfortable worship; honest preaching. But visitors were ignored.
3 Sep 17
Port Elizabeth, South Africa

St Mary Star of the Sea

Nicely done mass – but no gum chewing, please!
25 Nov 18
Oceanside, California, USA
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