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Today in 1616, Nicolaus Copernicus’s book, ‘On the Revolutions of the Heavenly Spheres’ was added to the Vatican’s Index of Forbidden Books
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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA

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Yellowknife, Northwest Territories, Canada

St Rita’s

You won’t find the kingdom of God by searching for it on Google
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Show Low, Arizona, USA

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Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on I WON!!!

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about I WON!!!! ‘I’m still your President although Fake News says I'm not!!’
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#TrumpTheology on the Seven Last Words

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Seven Last Words: ‘I think he meant “I’m finished”. Just like Crooked Hillary.’
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The grand-daddy of all conspiracy theories

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#TrumpTheology on the temptations

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the temptations: ‘Jesus said he didn’t want all the Kingdoms of the World! Crazy!’
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#TrumpTheology on the Samaritan Woman

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Samaritan Woman: ‘That woman could easily have had a knife or a Gun!!!’
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#TrumpTheology on money

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about money: ‘Jesus should have taken a course in Business Administration!’
13 Oct 20
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#TrumpTheology on prayer

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about prayer: ‘How are you supposed to pray in your closet??? Risk of Suffocation!!’
5 Oct 20

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