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It is the birthday of Constantine the Great, the Roman emperor who was converted to Christianity in the year 312
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Holy Trinity

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Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on I WON!!!

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#TrumpTheology on the Seven Last Words

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Seven Last Words: ‘I think he meant “I’m finished”. Just like Crooked Hillary.’
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#TrumpTheology on the temptations

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the temptations: ‘Jesus said he didn’t want all the Kingdoms of the World! Crazy!’
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#TrumpTheology on the Samaritan Woman

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Samaritan Woman: ‘That woman could easily have had a knife or a Gun!!!’
20 Oct 20
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#TrumpTheology on money

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about money: ‘Jesus should have taken a course in Business Administration!’
13 Oct 20
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#TrumpTheology on prayer

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about prayer: ‘How are you supposed to pray in your closet??? Risk of Suffocation!!’
5 Oct 20

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