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Edmund Pettus Bridge, Alabama

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Today in 1965, marchers for black voting rights were violently attacked at the Edmund Pettus Bridge in Selma, Alabama, by state troopers
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St Rita’s

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Lichfield Cathedral

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Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on I WON!!!

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about I WON!!!! ‘I’m still your President although Fake News says I'm not!!’
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#TrumpTheology on the Seven Last Words

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Seven Last Words: ‘I think he meant “I’m finished”. Just like Crooked Hillary.’
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Evangelicals pray with Trump

The grand-daddy of all conspiracy theories

What do white evangelicals have in common with Donald Trump? Could it be a love of conspiracy theories? asks Iwan Russell-Jones
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Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on the temptations

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the temptations: ‘Jesus said he didn’t want all the Kingdoms of the World! Crazy!’
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#TrumpTheology on the Samaritan Woman

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Samaritan Woman: ‘That woman could easily have had a knife or a Gun!!!’
20 Oct 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on money

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about money: ‘Jesus should have taken a course in Business Administration!’
13 Oct 20
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on prayer

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about prayer: ‘How are you supposed to pray in your closet??? Risk of Suffocation!!’
5 Oct 20

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