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#TrumpTheology on the Samaritan Woman

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about the Samaritan Woman: ‘That woman could easily have had a knife or a Gun!!!’
20 Oct 20

St David's Cathedral

Organ drowns out cantor, dog (almost) eats sermon – and a big surprise!
18 Oct 20
Pembrokeshire, Wales
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#TrumpTheology on money

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about money: ‘Jesus should have taken a course in Business Administration!’
13 Oct 20
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#TrumpTheology on prayer

The greatest believer EVER!!! talks about prayer: ‘How are you supposed to pray in your closet??? Risk of Suffocation!!’
5 Oct 20

St John’s Lutheran

Our Mystery Worshipper felt good about this church even without a 'bony bottom'
4 Oct 20
Glendale, Arizona, USA

St Edmundsbury Cathedral

Doing as one is told – in the cold
27 Sep 20
England
Trump as a blimp

#TrumpTheology on Gethsemane

The greatest believer EVER!!! answers the question ‘Do I ever pray and cry and whine to some God in the Rose Garden?'
27 Sep 20

Baby pilgrim candles

They’re candles, they’re kind of Catholic, and they have baby toes. Want to buy a pair? I should Rococo
28 Aug 20

We rise to sing…

The rediscovery of a cherished old hymn sheet causes sniggering in the back pews
26 Jun 20
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The manufactured meaning of the world

Huw Spanner talks to Brian Greene, populariser of science, about our search for meaning in an evolving universe
9 May 20

‘Not today’ Covid-19 face mask

Hillsong TV has chosen this moment to produce a $15 promotional Covid-19 face mask
2 May 20

The doubting disciple

Andrew Walker takes a fresh look at Doubting Thomas, a man who liked to get his facts straight
16 Apr 20

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Our reporter would definitely come back, but not because of the mauve-pink walls.
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