One of our shipmates was recently ordained deacon, and three of our best Mystery Worshippers were on hand (sitting in the back pews, naturally) to report on the taking of final vows and the ordination.
Shaming the tiger
Gavin Drake investigates the unravelling story of kung fu champion turned prison evangelist Tony Anthony.
Born again testimonies
You may be, but has your testimony been born again? Watch our video and end boring testimony misery for ever.
Put an end to deadly raging epidemics breaking out at your communion services with this handy host dispenser.
Boogity boogity boogity, amen
FruitTube latest: Pastor Joe Nelms thanks the Lord for his "smokin' hot wife" before a NASCAR race in Nashville, Tennessee.
Here I Stand
At last! A souvenir from Wittenberg which captures the dignity and gravitas of Martin Luther: "Here I Stand" socks.
A Canterbury tale
When Justin Welby sank into the chair of Augustine as new ABC, the Mystery Worshipper was on hand to report.
Times have changed since Pilgrim headed up the Hill Difficulty and into the Slough of Despond towards the Celestial City.
The death of ecosystems is hardly laugh-a-minute stuff, but comedian Paul Kerensa performs a set on climate change.
Church officials in Zaragoza, Spain, can now drown their sorrows over the "restored" Jesus fresco with a new wine.