Blog / Junk for Jehovah

The world's biggest Baby Jesus has knocked the previous holder of the title out of its manger

The hills are alive with the sound of... a nun punching someone in the face

Fill 40 fiddly little communion cups in just 60 seconds without breaking a sweat

Drift off to sleep with your face pressed into Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece of the Last Supper

As you get ready for the Rapture, send some greeting cards to your heathen friends.

Welcome to the world of flat-pack coffins made to look like the departed is in a box of chocs

A new line of posh gingerbread biscuits features Adam and Steve in the Garden of Eden

This BVM is a USB with an LED heart which lights up when plugged in. PTL!

Let's keep this brief. They're knickers with the Madonna and child on them

The saint who was riddled with arrows in the 3rd century has at last become a pin cushion

Add some DaVinci Code weirdness to your spiritual life with your very own cilice

'I was driving and saying the rosary at the same time, officer.'