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Baby pilgrim candles

They’re candles, they’re kind of Catholic, and they have baby toes. Want to buy a pair? I should Rococo

We rise to sing…

The rediscovery of a cherished old hymn sheet causes sniggering in the back pews

‘Not today’ Covid-19 face mask

Hillsong TV has chosen this moment to produce a $15 promotional Covid-19 face mask

A rosary that knows when you pray

The holy beads which twin with an app on your phone to turn your prayers digital
Last supper scene in the game I Am Jesus Christ

Perfect for megalomaniacs

A new console game, ‘I am Jesus Christ’, is the perfect present to give your egotistical boss
Baby Jesus of Guadalupe

World’s biggest Baby Jesus

The world's biggest Baby Jesus has knocked the previous holder of the title out of its manger
Photo of punching nun glove puppet

Punching nun glove puppet

The hills are alive with the sound of... a nun punching someone in the face
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Communion wine on tap

Fill 40 fiddly little communion cups in just 60 seconds without breaking a sweat
Photo of musical pillows

Last Supper musical pillow

Drift off to sleep with your face pressed into Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece of the Last Supper
Photo of rapture greeting cards

Post-rapture greeting cards

As you get ready for the Rapture, send some greeting cards to your heathen friends.
Photo of four cardboard coffins

Flat-pack coffin

Welcome to the world of flat-pack coffins made to look like the departed is in a box of chocs
Photo of Fortnum's gay biscuit tins

Gay biscuits ‘rewrite the creation story’

A new line of posh gingerbread biscuits features Adam and Steve in the Garden of Eden
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