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‘And ye shall find the mint, wrapped in a Bible text, and lying in a Testamints Easter Edition Collector’s Tin (four for $19.95)…’

Yes, it’s candy for Christ. Each Testamint is lovingly wrapped in one of 40 different verses from the Old and New Testaments. And like it says on the wrapper, ‘Powerful fresh breath. Powerful message.’ If only that first bit was true of any of the ranty street evangelists I’ve ever known.

So the next time you’re with an unbeliever, pass them a Testamint. You’ll be helping to share the Good Chews.

Just $7.99 from Oriental Trading

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