One of the many advantages of being like CS Lewis (i.e. dead), is not being around to see your fondly-crafted classics depicted on a million drive-thru, fast food boxes. For those of us still here, we await Aslan burgers, Aslan car de-icer, glow-in-the-dark wands, backless plastic wardrobes – and a big rush on special edition Turkish Delight.
First in line – a pair of battling bookends. Caressing your chronicles, these are collectables in conflict. Good versus evil. Nice versus ice. Furry versus frigid. The yin and yang of Narnia. Let them mix it on your top shelf, for a lion-sized £145.50.
Sadly, Narnia bookends have been retired.