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Jesus Action Figure

Posted in Junk for Jehovah


Who’s gonna tell Barbie to ‘go and sin no more’? Who’s gonna say to Ken, ‘Leave your ski gear, and come, follow me’? The Jesus Doll, that’s who!

Standing a full 5 inches tall, the Jesus Action Figure (and here’s the ‘action’ bit) comes with poseable arms and four tiny wheels in the base for smooth gliding action, exactly just like Jesus moved around in his lifetime. Uncannily lifelike.

An immaculate addition to any toy set, or keep it on your desk as a timely reminder that Jesus is always watching you.

Only $39.99 from here.

Tat Queen

Tat Queen

Collector of junk for Jehovah, knickknacks for nirvana, gadgets for God, baubles for Beelzebub... and the whole wonderful world of holy hardware.

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