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Since ancient times (ok, 1998), Ship of Fools has been sending Mystery Worshippers to churches worldwide. Travelling incognito, they ask those questions which go to the heart of church life: How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?

The only clue they have been there at all is the Mystery Worshipper calling card, dropped discreetly into the collection plate.
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Recent reports

> English sing well at Capel y Traeth, Criccieth, Wales
> Cockroaches at Old St Mary's, Milwaukee, USA
> Good news at St Johnís, Detroit, USA
> Plenty of incense at St Mark's, Jackson Heights, USA
> God kneels at St Mary's, Stanley, Falkland Islands

> Chihuahua scampers at St Ambrose's, Bournemouth, UK
> Slide show irritates at Peace Lutheran, Peoria, USA
> Almighty bang at St George's, Hyde, UK
> Soup served at Mount of Olives Lutheran, Phoenix, USA
> Donkey delayed at St Martin-in-the-Fields, London

> Lots of applause at Unity of Phoenix, USA
> In the hot seat at St Clement's, Prague, Czech Republic
> Warm welcome, poor singing at St Andrew's, Pasadena, USA
> No flopping on the floor at St Mark's, Attleboro Falls, USA
> Church mascot at Generation Church, Oceanside, USA

> Women in baker's hats at Sacred Heart, Punta Gorda, USA
> Quick-acting clerk at St Paul's Cathedral, Wellington, NZ
> Mystery women at St Teresa, Woodside, USA
> Well-trained choir at St Thomas Aquinas, E. Lansing, USA
> Great surprise at St Peter's Cathedral, Adelaide, OZ

Editor's choice

> Robert E. Lee nephew preaches at Epiphany, Tempe, USA
> Promise of hope at the Nativity, Bethlehem
> Unresolved yesterdays at Trinity Cathedral, Phoenix, USA
> Devil gets his due at Schlosskirche, Wittenberg, Germany
> Common prayer at Sacred Heart Basilica, Notre Dame, USA

Comments, corrections and removals

For the latest comments on and corrections to Mystery Worshipper reports, please go here. Reports over two years old can be removed at the request of the church reviewed. Please email here for further details.

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Angels and Lobsters
Angels and Lobsters
A papyrus scroll recently discovered at the Church of the Nativity, Bethlehem, seems to follow the format of a Mystery Worship report. Read for yourself the strong new evidence the scroll provides of the accuracy of Matthew's and Luke's gospel accounts of a certain event that occurred one cold winter night in Judea over two thousand years ago.

camino pilgrimage
The Mystery Pilgrim
One of our most seasoned reporters makes the Camino pilgrimage to Santiago de Compostela in Spain. Read here.

The best of Torold
The Mystery Worshipper known as Torold, among other names, passed on to glory in November 2015. Her sharp eye and quick wit brought much pleasure to our readers and will be missed. See a representative sampling of the best of her reports.
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