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What is this?
Since ancient times (ok, 1998), Ship of Fools has been sending Mystery Worshippers to churches worldwide. Travelling incognito, they ask those questions which go to the heart of church life: How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?

The only clue they have been there at all is the Mystery Worshipper calling card, dropped discreetly into the collection plate.
If you would like to become a Mystery Worshipper, start here.
See our archive of reports
UK & Ireland
Oz & NZ

Recent reports

> Dog sings at Northminster Presbyterian, Phoenix, USA
> No fool's gold at St Pius X, Chula Vista, USA
> Church goes on at St Jude, Detroit, USA
> Unredeemed voucher at Valley View, Paradise Valley, USA
> English sing well at Capel y Traeth, Criccieth, Wales

> Cockroaches at Old St Mary's, Milwaukee, USA
> Good news at St Johnís, Detroit, USA
> Plenty of incense at St Mark's, Jackson Heights, USA
> God kneels at St Mary's, Stanley, Falkland Islands
> Chihuahua scampers at St Ambrose's, Bournemouth, UK

> Slide show irritates at Peace Lutheran, Peoria, USA
> Almighty bang at St George's, Hyde, UK
> Soup served at Mount of Olives Lutheran, Phoenix, USA
> Donkey delayed at St Martin-in-the-Fields, London
> Lots of applause at Unity of Phoenix, USA

> In the hot seat at St Clement's, Prague, Czech Republic
> Warm welcome, poor singing at St Andrew's, Pasadena, USA
> No flopping on the floor at St Mark's, Attleboro Falls, USA
> Church mascot at Generation Church, Oceanside, USA
> Women in baker's hats at Sacred Heart, Punta Gorda, USA

Editor's choice

> Robert E. Lee nephew preaches at Epiphany, Tempe, USA
> Promise of hope at the Nativity, Bethlehem
> Unresolved yesterdays at Trinity Cathedral, Phoenix, USA
> Devil gets his due at Schlosskirche, Wittenberg, Germany
> Common prayer at Sacred Heart Basilica, Notre Dame, USA

Comments, corrections and removals

For the latest comments on and corrections to Mystery Worshipper reports, please go here. Reports over two years old can be removed at the request of the church reviewed. Please email here for further details.

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