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Rollercoaster religion
I can certainly appreciate and understand your concern as to my perceived perusal of questionable periodicals. However I can assure you that said periodical fell into my hands quite by accident. I was ambling along immersed in conversation with an old chum and while explaining a particularly difficult dive I had performed off the Acapulco Cliffs the aforementioned periodical fell out of the upper window of an adjacent building and directly into my sweaty outstretched hands. Well sir, you can imagine my shock and embarrassment when I ascertained just what sort of sleazy journal now lay open in all its fallen glory before our stunned collective gaze. Fortunately my companion quickly relieved me of this mortifying bit of pulp. He tucked it rapidly out of sight in his somewhat scruffy raincoat and said he must hurry back to his digs off Fleet Street. I so appreciated his gesture of kindness. But that sort of helpful action is in keeping with his benevolent nature as hed been a vicar back in the 1940s but had left the ministry for....hey wait....you dont suppose....?
Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Tue Jun 14 (21:11 GMT)

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