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Rollercoaster religion
Mr Dunker, sir, I can understand your pleasure in consuming legally caught Japanese eelburgers at McColonel's Big Fish'n'Bun take-away emporia, with your sustainably harvested Chinese timber teeth made by Lithuanian tuna-roll bakers, but it worries me that you peruse magazines containing personal ads of the type you describe, which in the 1940s were sold in certain darkened bookshops in lanes off Fleet Street to lonely vicars in scruffy raincoats who were sometimes named in News of the World. Fie, sir! Does not ev'ryone say As you walk your mystic way, "If that's not good enough for him which is good enough for me, Why, what a very cultivated kind of youth this kind of youth must be!" ?
Submitted by: Umadas Bharat
Tue Jun 14 (08:48 GMT)

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