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Rollercoaster religion
How sad that you have not actually met your earnest little friend from the deep. It might be possible to overcome the difficulties of red tape arising from Sea Toad Migratory Council meetings and bi-annual International Sea Toad Executive Conventions if you could find an appropriately qualified legal advisor who is, as it were, on the spot. You could approach Messrs Staines, Grine and Nastleigh, advisors to the Federal Government of Switzerland and specialists in Company Tax Disappearance, at Puerto Velasco Ibarra on Floreana Island, just a little way along the Galapagos Ridge. ‘Tis evening, and the sun has set, so I went to our Quiet Room with the devout intention of offering puja to Ganesa, that your way be made clear, accessible, and comfortable. Unfortunately, the Quiet Room was occupied and noisy. One of our guests here is His Lightness the Archiepiscopal President of the Universal Utilitarian Church of Sarum and Old Antioch (more generally known as Fred Gilbert, something of an episcopus vagans, I fear). He insisted on proceeding with the full liturgy of Compline which, in his case, takes a couple of hours including both his noise and the periods of silence. So I shall later this evening offer puja on your behalf to my lingam-yoni in the discreet and discrete privacy of my own room. P.S. So glad to hear about your new teeth.
Submitted by: Umadas Bharat
Sun Jun 12 (08:14 GMT)

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