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Rollercoaster religion
Such a dear and sweet picture of harmonious domesticity you paint, of pre-loved armchairs and soothing marine lullabies and such. But alas, twas merely a lengthy but distant correspondence we carried on, and an erratic one at that. I, ever and anon formulating elaborate plans to meet. She, always claims of ancestral migratory patterns to be adhered to. Continual excuses and claptrap of mandatory Sea Toad Migratory Council meetings and bi-annual International Sea Toad Executive Conventions to be attended. To be able to enjoy a ride together on the quaint little ladybird railway was but an ephemeral wish. But at least there is my new set of teeth to look forward to! I found a perfectly good pre-loved set in near pristine condition at the Dime-O-Dozen Wholesale Dentition and Fresh Sushi Emporium operated by the sweetest little Lithuanian couple. My bridgework is being patched, painted and buffed as we speak. They said I could stop round next week and pick them up.
Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Sat Jun 11 (16:42 GMT)

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