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Rollercoaster religion
Splendid! I'll come round straightaway to the Qantas desk for tickets. I just may stop by the home to partake of your previous generous invitation to feast upon croutons. I must however warn you, I tend to be a prodigious, agile and expeditious consumer of market fresh croutons. I once was masticating my way so vigorously through a platter full of croutons that the resulting projectile velocity of the collateral crumbs severely damaged the cornea of an adjacent messmate. Tragic event that.
Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Wed Jun 8 (12:12 GMT)

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