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Rollercoaster religion
Yes, yes you did indeed mention it was an inexplicable action. An important distinction that. It seems a trifle odd though that your Gladys (Mrs.) Anstruthers would even be capable of an “inexplicable action”, being the stalwart, dependable and matronly sort you’ve described. Concerning your most helpful word of caution, I have never encountered a maltreated Moreton Bay Bug but I did at one time carry on a lengthy correspondence with a persecuted Sea Toad. But he tended to the histrionic and felt he laid it on a bit thick in describing an incident of oppression at the fins of a radicalized school of basking sharks. Sea Toads are after all known for their colorful and inventive embellishments and hyperbole. At any rate it’s good to know the fine folks at the Queensland Government Department of Agriculture and Fisheries stand ready to intervene on behalf of our aquatic friends. Is there a specific department within the vast labyrinth that is the Q.G.D.O.A.& F. to contact in the event I should require their services in the near future?
Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Mon Jun 6 (13:29 GMT)

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