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Rollercoaster religion
Well it just goes to show how misguided and misinformed a fellow can be. I had no idea Devonshire Teas went with barbecued Moreton Bay Bugs. All these years Iíve been under the mistaken impression Devonshire Teas went with Blackened Moreton Bay Bugs. It was always my understanding of all things culinary, that it was Yorkshire teas that went with the barbecued Moreton Bay Bugs. But alas who am I to question such a culinary giant as Gladys (Mrs.) Anstruthers? As to the age old and ongoing piscetarian debate upon swimming or creeping things, I being a peace loving man shall refrain from any sort of commentary as this remains such a hot button topic. Why who among us can forget the hideously violent confrontation which occurred back in 91 in the Long Room of the Lordís Cricket Center, when the debate turned ugly and both factions began heaving Sticky Toffee Pudding at one another at point blank range?
Submitted by: J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Sun Jun 5 (13:39 GMT)

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