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Rollercoaster religion
Well according to Fr Boustrophedon it was Monsanto who did that naughty seedy thing in the clouds, but it's difficult discussing such matters with Fr Boustrophedon he inevitably changes his line of argument and comes back to where he started. Gladys Anstruthers (Mrs) speaks little of her past, but denies any connection with Berwick-upon-Tweed or any Geordie persons, whom she considers are beneath her dignity. We think she might have come from Mavis Enderby, Lincs (pop. 4), and it is almost certain that she did indeed ride a unicycle, her final appearance being in Sir Hannibal Snurk's All-Electric International Circus at the tober down Tolney Lane, Newark-upon-Trent. She still walks with a limp. (Tober is our Anglo-Romani word which translates roughly as field.) You must call in for some croutons one day.
Submitted by: Umadas Bharat
Thu Jun 2 (02:02 GMT)

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