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Rollercoaster religion
Oh dear, Dan Brown has promulgated that Vlad thing to the uttermost even unto Gath and Beersheba. It's a conspiracy theory of which we older people take no notice. And our croutons are definitely not spiced. Why, our Matron Gladys Anstruthers (Mrs) buys them fresh every week at the fruit and vegetable market. We had a difficult time in, when was it, 1967 and the crop failed due to excessive atmospheric precipitation. For the duration, she put marshmallows in our soup and we were obliged not to complain.
Submitted by: Umadas Bharat
Wed Jun 1 (04:52 GMT)

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