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Rollercoaster religion
Pondering larvae, our clerical friend here may have to consider the "Mexican jumping bean" which has both a theological precedent (Gen. 1:24) and an experiential manifestation of "up and down" while it attempts to escape from its embracing seed-pod, something which ladybird larvae are unable to emulate. Perhaps Creation Scientists [sic], in their newly invented "Baraminology", could explain this in terms of the scenic railway's "discontinuity systematics"?
Submitted by: U.Bharat for J. the B. aka J.D.
Wed May 21 (21:47 GMT)

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