Communion wine on tap

Posted in Junk for Jehovah


With hordes of unfamiliar faces in church each Christmas and Easter, and the deacons working in shifts to top up those fiddly little communion glasses, surely now is a great time for churches to invest in a Quick-R-Filler communion wine dispenser.

This baby can prepare as many as 40 cups in 60 seconds without making the church kitchen look like a bloodbath – or so boasts the Salem, Ohio, company which makes it.

‘We used to use a measuring cup and at times even a turkey baster to fill the individual cups for a church of around 200,’ testifies one desperate customer. But then he saw the light: ‘We purchased a Quick-R-Filler cup-filling product, so gravity is used to fill cups continuously.’ Praise be!

Quick-R-Filler, for the deacon in your life. Only $49.95!

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