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Hail & farewell

> Bishop Suffragan of Burnley consecrated: York Minster, UK
> New superintendent welcomed: Newham Circuit, E. London
> Kursk Root Icon visits St Elisabeth, Wallasey, UK
> Outgoing pastor fruitful at Honor Oak Baptist, London
> Time to let go: New Church, Cranbrook Road, Bristol, UK
> Duke's Regiment returns to St Anne's, St Annes on Sea, UK
> Overflowing with thanks at St Paul's Cathedral, London
> St Anthony's relics visit St Francis of Assisi, Chester, UK
> Minister inducted at Drybrook Community Church (URC), UK
> New priest's first mass at Incarnation, Dallas, USA
> "You're joking!" Don Bosco's relics at Liverpool Met, UK
> Merely an observer as Bishop of Chichester is enthroned, UK
> Rocking and swaying at ordination of Bishop of Atlanta, USA
> St John Vianney's relic arrives: Liverpool Met Cathedral, UK
> Induction wants cheering up: St Mary the Virgin, Mold, UK
> Bishop consecrated at St John the Divine, New York City
> Loyal and faithful virger installed: St Paul's, London
> Bishop closes the church: Holy Spirit, Phoenix, USA
> Vicar installed but no rapture: St Andrew's, West Kirby, UK
> The new bishop is enthroned: Southwark Cathedral, UK
> The bishop retires: Lincoln Cathedral, UK
> Welcoming the relics of St Thérèse, Mt Carmel, London
> Installation of the 11th Archbishop of Westminster, England
> Didgeridoos salute Australia's first woman bishop
> The dean is seated: Trinity Cathedral, Trenton, USA
> Investing the Bishop at Grace Cathedral, San Francisco
> Billy Graham's last crusade? – in Queens, NYC

Famous & infamous

> St Lucy honoured at Gustaf Adolfs Kyrka, Liverpool, UK
> Surreal re-opening of Shrine of St Walburge, Preston, UK
> Zebras in the sky: Jehovahís Witnesses Convention, UK
> A new religion? Glide Memorial, San Francisco, USA
> Rehearsal for Rapture: Everfound, White Rock Baptist, USA
> Transported to heaven: Rush-bearing at Forest Chapel, UK
> Vicar of Baghdad preaches: Holy Trinity, Clapham, London
> No shortcuts at Zionskirche, Bielefeld, Germany
> Land Rovers and Lurex at St Winefride's, Holywell, UK
> Boorish choir at liturgical concert, St Sava, Phoenix, USA
> Honour tinged with irony: St Bart Cathedral, Frankfurt
> Rolling splendor at Cristo Rey Monastery, San Francisco
> Punch-drunk ecstasy at St Paul's Cathedral, London
> CS Lewis in Poets Corner, Westminster Abbey, London
> "Miserable offenders" aboard the RMS Queen Mary 2
> Thoughtful, inclusive Ascension Day: St Martin-in-the-Fields
> Pomp and splendour at Dome of Home, New Brighton, UK
> Medieval Dominican Rite mass: St Vincent Ferrer, New York
> Bishop consecrates Church of the Advent, Lillian, USA
> Accession Day at St Mary's Priory, Lancaster, UK
> Walsingham anniversary celebrated at York Minster, UK
> Rise up! National Memorial Service, Christchurch, NZ
> Bishop Eddie Long delivers his "fighting statement"
> Rev's minus 1 at St Saviour in the Marshes, London
> Queueing to see the Holy Shroud, Turin, Italy
> Martyrdom of Oscar Romero: Westminster Abbey, London
> Unpleasant staff at Westminster Abbey, London, UK
> Communion on the Net with Post the Host, YouTube
> St Mark's Basilica, Venice, Italy
> Church of the Holy Sepulchre, Jerusalem
> Shrill music, friendly people at St Pixels, the Internet church
> Martyrs' Celebration, Lowndes County, Hayneville, Alabama
> Rev. Billy at Mark's-in-the-Bouwerie, NYC
> Visiting the world's smallest church, Oneida, NY, USA
> Preacher of the Year, London, fails to set hearts racing
> The United House of Prayer, Roxbury, Boston
> Highway 95, Nevada: Nuclear Stations of the Cross
> Pagan Samhain, Nine O'Clock Community, Sheffield, England

Greenbelt Festival

> A missed opportunity at Greenbelt Festival 2014
> Fire, mud and cupcakes at Greenbelt 2012
> Not perfect: Greenbelt Communion 2011
> Communion seen in a mirror at Greenbelt Festival 2010
> Here comes the sun... communion at Greenbelt 2008
> Pinning prayers to a tree at Greenbelt's Communion 2005
> Sharing communion with a damp backside: Greenbelt 2001
> Cyberfeminist eucharist at Greenbelt 2000
> Worship in a field at Greenbelt 1998

The Pope

> Pope Benedict visits Westminster Abbey, London
> Pope Benedict praises Pope Pius in St Peter's, Vatican City
> Inauguration of Pope Benedict XVI

The Archbishop of Canterbury

> Pure spiritual delight: St Patrick's, Saul, County Down, UK
> Politics and dancing at Down Cathedral, Downpatrick, UK
> Question time for the ABC: St Edmundsbury Cathedral, UK
> Absurd become reasonable: Archbp of Canterbury installed
> Suffragan bishops consecrated at Southwark Cathedral, UK
> Archbishop opens Advent: St Martin in the Fields, London
> General Synod comes to York Minster, York, UK
> ABC meets US Bishops, New Orleans, USA
> Preaching (again) in All Saints, Margaret St, London
> Preaching in All Saints, Margaret St, London
> Enthronement in Canterbury Cathedral


> Denied UK entry "by the Devil", Hinn is there in spirit
> Ted Haggard's birthday, New Life Church, Colorado Springs

New York 9/11 and London 7/7

> Homespun 9/11 commemoration: St Paul's Chapel, New York
> Remembering the victims of 7/7 in London one year on
> Service of Prayer with Tony Blair, St Thomas, New York
> Day of Remembrance and Hope in St Bart's, New York
> National Day of Prayer in Sacred Heart, Newark

Shipmates' wedding

> The bride wore gold, the groom red, in Emmanuel, Leeds

Millennium reports

> Cyberfeminist Eucharist at Greenbelt 2000
> Chautauqua Institution, New York
> Millenium Mission, Sheffield Arena
> Songs of Praise, Millennium Stadium, Cardiff
> Men in huge coloured ties at the Millennium Stadium, Cardiff
> Millennium fanfares in St Paul's Cathedral, London


> Tickelled pink at Worcester Cathedral, England
> Ken is at peace: St Johnís, Deptford, London
> Called home: Hot Shots Memorial, Prescott Valley, USA
> A road that few take: Baroness Thatcher's funeral, London
> Remembering our Community Editor, Erin Etheredge
> Service of thanksgiving for Gambit, one of our shipmates
> The funeral of Miss Molly in St Mark's, Salt Lake City
> Fr David Paget's funeral in St Andrew's, Fulham, London
> Among the powerful at the State Funeral of Pierre Trudeau


> Love Jesus and his gospel: Ordination Mass, Notre Dame, USA
> Christ leads at Lucernarium, Moreau Chapel, Notre Dame, USA
> First mass: what would Luke and John think? South Bend, USA
> Walk Christ's path: Lucernarium, Notre Dame, USA
> Concentrated joy: Basilica of Sacred Heart, Notre Dame, USA
> Deacon makes chalice: Moreau Chapel, Notre Dame, USA
> Glimpses of heaven at archbishop's ordination, Suva, Fiji
> Ordination amid blend of traditions: St Joseph, Guildford, UK
> Bishop gets calling card: St Simon & St Jude, Phoenix, USA
> Popping flashbulbs in St Woolos, Newport, Wales
> The Mystery Ordinand, Winchester, England

Mystery Worshipper Sunday

> Seventy London churches all visited the same day

All in fun

> Who cast the deciding vote? Conclave of Cardinals, Vatican


> Greatest Story Ever Told: Trafalgar Square, London
> Day of prayer for peace: Catch The Fire, Toronto, Canada
> Crucifixion on Victoria Street: Walk of Witness, London
> Social justice preached at Occupy Wall Street, NYC
> The Qur'an read in a synagogue in Bloomington, Indiana

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