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  28: Harvest Rock Church, Pasadena, California

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27 February 2007

I feel very sorry for you. If you persist in what you do, you will spend eternity in a bottomless pit filled with black tar with only your head sticking out. Your entire body will be immobile and from time to time your head will be hit with a fireball coming out of the dragon's nose who is also in the tar pit with you.

This is the hell reserved for false prophets. There will be many like you there. Of course you can repent and avoid going there. Consider yourself warned.

Jae Cho
 
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