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Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry.
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the 12 days of kitschmas
Turn on the Xmas lights, cue the mall muzak, release the elves into Santa's grotto, stick Cliff's "Mistletoe and Wine" on endless repeat, and welcome to Kitschmas 2011. Below is our "annual" list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world.
holy family tea bags   martin loofah king   pope vicky
1. Holy Family tea bags   2. Martin Loofah King   3. Pope Vicky
BVM ring   cross christmas tree   heroes of science tree ornaments
4. Blessed Virgin Mary ring   5. Cross Christmas tree   6. Heroes of Science tree ornaments
cliff richard calendar   GPS tracker   pope cardboard cutout
7. Cliff Calendar 2012   8. GPS tracker for Baby Jesus   9. Papa Benny cardboard cutout
crucifix cookie cutter   dick dawkins earrings   ipulpit
10. Crucifix cookie cutter   11. Dick Dawkins earrings   12. iPulpit
billy graham bobblehead doll        
BONUS! 13. Billy Graham doll        
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Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born!
Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for atheists.
You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless!
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Spotted an item which you think could have made the cut in this year's 12 Days of Kitschmas? Let us know about it!
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