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the 12 days of kitschmas
From righteous loofahs to a cardboard Pope...
Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world.
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11th day... Dick Dawkins earrings
dick dawkins earrings
Wreck a fundamentalist's Christmas by wearing these scientifcally verified earrings to church on Christmas Day. Featuring the double helix of DNA, which can't be true as it doesn't appear in Genesis chapter 1, they're made from rainbow coloured glass beads. Just mention that you bought them from the Richard Dawkins website and watch as people flee from church screaming.

Only $22.95 – buy yours here!

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