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the 12 days of kitschmas
From righteous loofahs to a cardboard Pope...
Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world.
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8th day... GPS tracker for Baby Jesus
GPS tracker for baby Jesus
The threat from King Herod may be long gone but latter-day baby Jesi are still in danger. This Christmas alone, they've gone missing from nativity scenes as far apart as Fredericksburg (Virginia), Rotorua (New Zealand), Waterford (Ireland) and Bozeman (Massachusetts). But at last, help is at hand in the shape of the Spark Nano 3.0, "the most intuitive, cost-effective, and customizable GPS tracker on the market today – perfect for tracking people, vehicles, or assets..."

Of course, the biblical narrative would take a very different turn if Herod was alive today: "Let me know the coordinates emitted from the Spark Nano 3.0 that I may come and worship him also."

Only $199.95 – buy yours here!

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