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the 12 days of kitschmas
From righteous loofahs to a cardboard Pope...
Welcome to our annual list of 12 "What Would Jesus Buy?" gifts, as sourced by shipmates around the world.
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2nd day... Martin Loofah King
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He once cleansed the USA of racial prejudice, bigotry and injustice. And now he is taking on another mighty task – scouring your buttocks while your shower "flows down like a mighty stream". This exfoliating mitten comes complete with a pisspoor word-play on the back.

Coming soon: The "Desmond" Tutu for ballerinas.

Only £8 – buy yours here!

Thanks be unto la vie en rouge for spotting this inspirational gift

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3rd day... Pope Vicky
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