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221: Home circumcision kit
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Gentlemen readers may want to cross their legs before continuing to read.

The eighth day. God, now fully rested after the Sabbath, went to work again – a mighty work indeed! For those not yet benefitting from the unkindest cut of all (and the jury is still in a quiet corner deciding whether there
is loss of sensitivity) we introduce the perfect solution: the Smart Klamp home circumcision kit.

How does it work? Firstly, a helpful, if self-esteem-damaging size-o-meter (see below) determines which model you require. This being a nice, kosher, family-friendly website, we draw a veil over what happens next, although we can reveal that the procedure involves the eye-watering words "clamped", "locking arms", "rotated" and "clicked completely shut."

Cost? Depends how you look at it, of course. Find out more here!
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