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gadgets for god
The wondrous world of Jesus junk
Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to kitsch for Christ.
Our current gadgets
Jesus Chair
Footballing Jesus
Hands Candle Holder
Wilberforce Ale
Armor of God PJs
He'brew Beer
Jesus Pan
iBelieve Lanyard
Salvation Challenge
Wait Wear
 
 
Jesus Pan
jesus pan
Tired of tarrying for God to bless your pepperoni pizza with an uncanny likeness of the BVM? Crushed when the crust of a friend's steak pie resembles the Bearded One? Strive not, gentle believer. Divine intervention is only a pan handle away.

"Made from durable steel and topped with a non-stick coating, the Jesus Pan puts the image of Jesus RIGHT ON FOOD!" Now, for just $29.99, even your shamefully dull eucharistic bread can be served all logo'd up! "Take, eat, this is my one true bread... at participating churches only."

Click here to order!
 
 
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