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137: Jesus ashtray
jesus ashtray
As everyone knows, God hates fags. So isn't it time you got the message?

Maybe you've tried everything. Hypnosis, nicotine patches, ultra-ultra lights, coughing in tongues. Well, how about the ultimate aversion therapy? Just gaze into the bearded face and tear-rimmed eyes of the one who has been successfully inducing guilt for centuries. And pray the Penitent Smoker's Prayer: "Jesus, gimme a light, willya?"

Cough up for the Jesus Ashtray: only $12. Click here!
 
 
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