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Car crash carols
Below are six of the best (ok, worst) theologically modified carols. We asked our visitors to vote for the worst of them during Christmas 08. See below for the results.
Total: 1312 votes
And here are the carol changes
      Carol:   Hark the Herald Angels Sing  
      Before:   Glory to the newborn king  
      After:   Glory to the Christ child, bring  
      Carol:   O Come All Ye Faithful  
      Before:   O come let us adore him  
      After:   O come in adoration  
      Carol:   Once in Royal David's City  
      Before:   When like stars his children crowned  
          All in white shall wait around  
      After:   Where his children gather round
          Bright like stars, with glory crowned  
      Carol:   Brightest and Best  
      Before:   Brightest and best of the sons of the morning  
      After:   Brightest and best of the stars of the morning  
      Carol:   Joy to the World  
      Before:   Joy to the world, the Lord is come  
          Let earth receive her King  
      After:   Joy to the world, for peace shall come
          Let this be our refrain!  
      Carol:   God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen  
      Before:   This day is born a Saviour  
          Of a pure Virgin bright  
      After:   To you is born a Saviour
          In David's town tonight  
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