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Is there a set of rules for the bulletin boards?

Yes... our house rules are called the 10 Commandments. Click here to remind yourself what they say. Everyone posting on the boards agreed to keep these rules when they registered.

Who are the Ship's crew?

A team of trusted individuals work together to keep this place tidy upfront and well-oiled behind the scenes. They've all been around a while, know the ropes and are committed to this place as a unrestful Christian community. All give their time and enthusiasm voluntarily. They don't even get free grog! The crew are divided up into:


Each board has dedicated hosts. They do the day-to-day work of clearing up mouldy threads, fixing blown code, moving misplaced threads and checking we're not about to be sued for libel. But, more importantly, they're there to take part in the flow of discussion and shape the unique character of each board. If a poster breaches the 10 Commandments they'll flag up a warning and/or request an apology. They can edit and delete posts on their own board. If there is a problem on a thread, hosts for that board are your first post of call.


The admins have overall responsibility for the day-to-day running of the boards. Their work includes supporting the hosts, keeping an eye on how the boards are working and dealing with member issues. The admins have the unenviable responsibility of being the bottom line for shipmates who break the 10 Commandments severely or repeatedly. They have the authority to suspend or ban unruly posters. The current admins are Alan Cresswell (UK), Bunnywithanaxe (US), Marvin the Martian (UK), Ruth (US), RooK (US), Spike (UK) and Tubbs (UK). The Tech admin, pease (UK), looks after the server on a daily basis.

How do I get started?

The best place to jump in is All Saints, where the kind hostesses maintain an introduction thread for people new to the boards. Sometimes it drops to page two, but look around, you'll find it.

Which board should I post my thread on?

Each board has a specific purpose, and is unique in its style, tone, and content. If you're unsure of where to post, read the guidelines for the boards, which explain what each board is about. The guideline pages are linked from the introductory paragraph at the top of each board. If you post a thread on the wrong board, one of the hosts will move your thread to the place where it belongs. If you're not sure where a thread belongs, contact a host.

What is the Hell board?

Hell is a special board, where the rules are a little different. Hell is an aggressive board, designed for heated debate about anything. It's also the place where personal arguments are sent if they erupt on any of the other boards. Think of Hell as a pressure valve or containment field.

How do I take an argument to Hell?

Commandment 4 explains how. If you find yourself grievously offended by a poster on another board, Hell is the place to sort it out. We ask that you request clarification or explain to the offending party exactly why it bothers you before you drag them into Hell. Lots of times it's just a misunderstanding. If you can't resolve it to your satisfaction, by all means invite them to Hell. But read the guidelines of Hell first. There are certain non-negotiable things required of those who bring arguments into Hell. If you ignore them, you will almost immediately earn the attention of the hosts and the denizens. The spotlight in Hell is a very uncomfortable place to be.

How long do threads stay on the boards?

For as long as they're active. Once a thread has been dormant for a few weeks, it can either be deleted or archived, depending on the quality of the thread. Deserving threads are sent to Limbo for long-term storage. Undeserving threads get sent to Oblivion. Oblivion's bilge tank is swilled every so often so if you want to keep your favourite thread forever, save it!

Is anyone ever banned from the boards?

Members who repeatedly break the 10 Commandments or cause excessive disruption on the boards may have their posting access suspended for a while, or have their membership closed. We dislike having this rule, but sometimes it is the only solution.

Are there limits to what can be discussed?

In general, anything can be discussed provided those discussions remain within the law. The Ship will not tolerate posts that include libellous material or advocate actions that are illegal. Offending material will be removed and the poster's posting privileges may be revoked. If specifically required by law, details will be passed to the relevant law enforcement agencies. We will co-operate with any genuine requests for information from law enforcement agencies as far as we are able. If you have concerns about a legal issue in a post, please contact one of the Admins.

Can I share information about my personal circumstances?

Remember this is a public space that anyone can read. If you share things about your personal circumstances, then you open yourself up to having those circumstances discussed in the same way as anything else on these boards. Other posters are encouraged to respect statements about personal circumstances and take into account the cost involved to the person making them, but this cannot be guaranteed. If it is judged to be necessary, the hosts and admins will rule that discussion of a personal post is off limits or delete the material shared.

I need counselling, medical advice or similar services. Can I access that here?

The Ship is not an adequate substitute for face to face counselling, medical advice or similar services. Please seek professional advice and support in real life. Posts which seek to elicit such responses are strongly discouraged. Repeated posts along those lines will be deleted. The same policy applies in reverse. Do not seek to counsel or diagnose others here. The Ship wants to see all of you happy and healthy, and it is our responsibility to recognise the limitations of this medium.

Is it OK to post suicidal ideations?

The Ship not an appropriate or adequate venue for suicidal ideations. Do not waste precious time by posting here. If you suspect that your feelings of hopelessness or despair are more than just a reaction to a difficult time in your life or normal spiritual angst, or you think about suicide, then you need professional help, immediately, and you can't get that here.

What is the Ship's policy about Safeguarding?

If you are experiencing abuse or know others who are at risk, then please get in touch with the appropriate authorities and/or seek professional support and advice. As set out in our Privacy Statement (below), the Ship does not, as a rule pass details onto third parties. However, on rare occasions where there appears to be a clear need to safeguard the welfare of a shipmate and/or their family, it may be necessary to contact the relevant authorities about a clearly identifiable member and their posts.

Privacy statement

Ship of Fools respects your right to privacy in respect to the personal information you provide us on this website. Unless otherwise stated in this policy or at the time information is collected, all personal information you provide to Ship of Fools will be known only to us unless you specifically consent to us passing the information onto a third party, or we are specifically required to by law. However, on rare occasions where there appears to be a clear need to safeguard the welfare of a Shipmate and/or their family, it may be necessary to contact relevant authorities about a clearly identifiable member and their posts on Ship of Fools.
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