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Tired of having the title "Shipmate"? Wish you could have your own avatar, with a picture of your favourite person, painting or pontiff? Look no further!

For a modest one-off fee, you can order an avatar and a title of your choice, so long as you have made more than 50 posts and attained shipmate staus. Please pick and choose from the options below...


Change your title from "Shipmate" to "Ship's biscuit", "Benny Hinn devotee", or even your real-life title. Your title can be serious or humorous and will need to be submitted for approval. The title change has to be done manually by one of the admins, and the charge for this is only £5/US$8. Click here to order!

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If you'd like your own custom avatar and title, you can email us an image which will be stored on the Ship of Fools server and made available exclusively to you. Custom avatars also have to be handled manually, and the charge for a custom title and avatar set is a mere £8/US$13. Click here to order!

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Ever thought you'd like to run your own bulletin board? Now you can. We're offering Ship of Fools boards from only £55/US$110 per year (the price includes a custom title and avatar). Your board will be by invitation only, but others can look in, if you want them to. Click here to order!
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