Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   "Okay, I'm going to close my eyes, drop the book, and see if I can squash a brunette this time." Submitted by revrev Previous | Next | Archive   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. Now online Read and post in the current competition, Holy quiff Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.