Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   "If you open the armrest you will find the buttons for the ejector seats and rocket launcher." Submitted by doughboy Previous | Next | Archive   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. Now online Read and post in the current competition, Holy quiff Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.