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Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

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Moose mass
The winning captions of the most recent competition, Moose mass (pictured above) are now online. Click the link or the picture to see them. If you're in search of older competition winners, pick from the list below.
Bemused sheep – Feb 14
Headless priest – Jan 14
When aliens go to church – Sept 13
Holy quiff – July 13
Assembling Jesus – Apr 13
Red Sea traffic – Feb 13
Church wrecker – May 12
Help yourself – April 12
Blue Santa – Dec 11
When nuns go bathing – Nov 11
Flying saucer miracle – Sept 11
The bishop's little friend – Aug 11
Fallen Angel – July 11
The Pastor Benny Show – June 11
When Eve Went to church – June 11
Lego Jesus – Feb 11
Rubber clergymen – Feb 11
Mounting problems – Jan 11
A little talk with Jesus – Jan 11
101 uses for a bathmat – Dec 10
One pint or two – Oct 10
Blow-up priest – Oct 10
Holy haircut – Sept 10
Preacher's finger – Aug 10
The cardinal's train – July 10
Bible meets Flintstones – June 10
Moving with the times – May 10
Pepperpot deacons – Feb 10
Frozen chosen – Jan 10
Papal pantomime – Jan 10
Surfboard service – Dec 09
Bishop and acolytes – Oct 09
Crowd control – Aug 2009
The captain and the cardinal – Aug 2009
Packin' heat for the Lord – July 2009
The Vatican quickstep – June 2009
Car service – June 2009
The missionary position – May 2009
Flying papal class – Apr 2009
Deadly preacher – Mar 2009
Kiss my hand – Mar 2009
Visiting the sick – Feb 2009
Atheism or bust – Jan 2009
The cardinals sing – Jan 2009
The future's orange – Dec 2008
Holy Dogma – Dec 2008
Horsemen of the Apocalypse – Nov 2008
Cardinal Newman's revenge – Oct 2008
Waterwings not provided – Oct 2008
Guns for God – Sept 2008
Dracula goes to church – Aug 2008
The episcopate strikes back – Aug 2008
O happy day – July 2008
We have lift-off – July 2008
When dieting goes wrong – July 2008
Prayer at the porcelain – June 2008
What would Jesus drive? – June 2008
The new parishioner – May 2008
My sword's stuck – May 2008
Slipped halo – Apr 2008
When exorcisms go wrong – Apr 2008
ABC lightens up – Mar 2008
Hands up! – Feb 2008
The Cone Family – Feb 2008
Company car – Jan 2008
Crown him! – Dec 2007
The Vicar of Wakefield – Dec 2007
Do you know the way to San Jose? – Nov 2007
Fresh Expressions – Oct 2007
Some light reading – Oct 2007
When priests go wrong – Sept 2007
Giant Jesus – Aug 2007
Shipshape church – Aug 2007
Angel nanny – July 2007
Have wheels will preach – Jul 2007
Benny reaches out – June 2007
Sisterhood of Satan – June 2007
Pointy hats – May 2007
Beards and laptops – Apr 2007
Organic church – Mar 2007
Bosom buddies – Mar 2007
Jesus directs – Feb 2007
Daniel vs Lions – Feb 2007
100mph hearse – Jan 2007
Privy Council – Jan 2007
Eve surpised – Dec 2006
Burger'n'cross – Dec 2006
Calvinists in love – Nov 2006
Last supper? – Oct 2006
Zombie bishop – Oct 2006
Wi-fi worship – Oct 2006
Benny the Kid – Sept 2006
Country church – Sept 2006
Moving with the times – Aug 2006
Megaphone man – Aug 2006
Caped Crusader – Jul 2006
Church on wheels – Jul 2006
Cardinal error – Jun 2006
The wages of sin – Jun 2006
The art of witnessing – May 2006
Papal bad hair day – Apr 2006
Swim to Jesus – Mar 2006
Holy heavies – Feb 2006
Blow-up priest – Jan 2006
A little chat with Aslan – Dec 2005
Fishy sermon – Dec 2005
Slam dunk sister – Nov 2005
 
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