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Rollercoaster religion
You really must take care of your teeth, mashing and smashing all those heavily crunchable croutons, you know. But you can always buy a new set from one of those nice Chinese Cheap and Cheerful $2 shops at your local shopping centre. It must be so nice to have social intercourse with your sea toad. What a lovely image I have of you in your pre-loved armchair, in your little room at the home for disdenominated clerics and uncolleged academics, humming marine lullabies to the pet sea toad nestled quietly on your lap. Do you sometimes take it/her/him for a little ride on the ladybird funicular railway?
Submitted by: Umadas Bharat (at the last count)
Fri Jun 10 (00:34 GMT)

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