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Well, obviously, budgie owners are responsible for their wee pets getting mucky feet on the moors. In their natural habitat in Australia, budgies wander free range around deserts and dry bushland. People who choose to take them for walks (or flies) on the moors should keep them on a leash at all times and stick to the footpaths (or wingpaths). Tofu and a rutabaga Béarnaise fillings are not on our horizons due to the current difficulty in obtaining non-GM tofu. Unfortunately, Monsanto dominate the sowing and harvesting of tofu. Re. our knitting, we use elongated braiding and twisting with a choice of the finest white goat, wholemeal Merino, and multigrain Kashmir.

Submitted by: U.Bharat for J. the Baptist aka Jordan Dunker
Mon Sep 8 (22:50 GMT)

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