Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   The story is told that the album cover photographer couldn't capture the kind of transcendent expression on Mr. Ford's face that he was looking for until, in a stroke of genius, he unexpectedly brought a nude Marilyn Monroe into the studio. Submitted by: @#@ Tue May 21 (01:35 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Assembling Jesus