Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   As the developing Alien tightened its grip on his forehead, Ernie felt himself changing colour as he travelled down the tractor beam towards the bright light.... Submitted by: Frinno Sat May 18 (11:20 GMT) First | Previous | Next | Last | Add caption   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Assembling Jesus