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The Captioneers Sat Apr 28 (15:28 GMT) Georgiaboy Sat Apr 28 (16:02 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (16:36 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (16:40 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (16:42 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (16:42 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (16:44 GMT) wardie Sat Apr 28 (16:48 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (17:01 GMT) Anna Sat Apr 28 (18:50 GMT) Anna Sat Apr 28 (18:52 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat Apr 28 (19:16 GMT) Mongolrich Sat Apr 28 (20:27 GMT) U.Bharat Sat Apr 28 (20:36 GMT) Phred22 Sat Apr 28 (20:51 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sat Apr 28 (21:01 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sat Apr 28 (21:03 GMT) Mongolrich Sat Apr 28 (21:06 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sat Apr 28 (21:06 GMT) U.Bharat Sat Apr 28 (21:09 GMT) U.Bharat Sat Apr 28 (21:21 GMT) wardie Sat Apr 28 (21:22 GMT) U.Bharat Sat Apr 28 (21:26 GMT) Brian-E Sat Apr 28 (22:24 GMT) Mufti of Skegness Sat Apr 28 (22:52 GMT) EnochWoz Sat Apr 28 (22:52 GMT) EnochWoz Sat Apr 28 (22:55 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sat Apr 28 (23:56 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (00:09 GMT) Phred22 Sun Apr 29 (00:32 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (01:33 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:04 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:05 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:08 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:10 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:14 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:14 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:16 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:16 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:17 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (05:18 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:19 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (05:21 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (05:22 GMT) U.Bhja Sun Apr 29 (05:34 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (05:34 GMT) bjames Sun Apr 29 (06:18 GMT) Padre Pete Sun Apr 29 (07:08 GMT) Padre Pete Sun Apr 29 (07:19 GMT) Padre Pete Sun Apr 29 (07:21 GMT) Padre Pete Sun Apr 29 (07:23 GMT) Mongolrich Sun Apr 29 (07:35 GMT) Mongolrich Sun Apr 29 (07:36 GMT) Mongolrich Sun Apr 29 (07:37 GMT) The Venerable Pete Seeger Sun Apr 29 (07:46 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (07:48 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (07:49 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (07:50 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (07:51 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (08:04 GMT) wardie Sun Apr 29 (09:22 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (09:53 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (10:00 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (10:20 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (10:24 GMT) Baddabit Sun Apr 29 (10:58 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (11:01 GMT) wardie Sun Apr 29 (11:15 GMT) bjames Sun Apr 29 (12:33 GMT) bjames Sun Apr 29 (12:36 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (12:45 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (12:50 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sun Apr 29 (12:57 GMT) Baddabit Sun Apr 29 (13:33 GMT) Baddabit Sun Apr 29 (13:34 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (14:38 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (14:39 GMT) Jim Jams Sun Apr 29 (14:41 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (15:35 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (15:36 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (15:57 GMT) The Venerable Kent Sun Apr 29 (16:01 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (16:02 GMT) Canon Peter Sun Apr 29 (16:04 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (16:26 GMT) wardie Sun Apr 29 (16:27 GMT) Chorister Sun Apr 29 (16:45 GMT) Chorister Sun Apr 29 (16:48 GMT) Haley Sun Apr 29 (18:00 GMT) Pastor Fred of the Skegness Tabernacle Sun Apr 29 (18:30 GMT) Father David Sun Apr 29 (18:56 GMT) bjames Sun Apr 29 (21:35 GMT) bjames Sun Apr 29 (21:37 GMT) bjames Sun Apr 29 (21:40 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (22:16 GMT) EnochWoz Sun Apr 29 (22:18 GMT) EnochWoz Sun Apr 29 (22:19 GMT) EnochWoz Sun Apr 29 (22:23 GMT) Thor of the Hammer Sun Apr 29 (22:42 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (22:55 GMT) U.Bharat Sun Apr 29 (22:58 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun Apr 29 (23:07 GMT) Jim Jams Mon Apr 30 (05:20 GMT) Jim Jams Mon Apr 30 (05:25 GMT) Jim Jams Mon Apr 30 (05:28 GMT) Padre Pete Mon Apr 30 (05:56 GMT) Padre Pete Mon Apr 30 (06:00 GMT) Padre Pete Mon Apr 30 (06:03 GMT) bjames Mon Apr 30 (06:39 GMT) U.Bharat Mon Apr 30 (06:51 GMT) EnochWoz Mon Apr 30 (06:54 GMT) wardie Mon Apr 30 (08:07 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Apr 30 (09:10 GMT) Canon Peter Mon Apr 30 (09:12 GMT) The Venerable Anthony Aloysius St John Hancock Mon Apr 30 (09:17 GMT) stacey mccoig Mon Apr 30 (13:36 GMT) Baddabit Mon Apr 30 (14:03 GMT) Baddabit Mon Apr 30 (14:05 GMT) Moonraker Mon Apr 30 (15:15 GMT) M.C Escher Mon Apr 30 (16:39 GMT) M.C Escher Mon Apr 30 (16:39 GMT) Jim Barrett Mon Apr 30 (17:40 GMT) Albert Ross Mon Apr 30 (17:44 GMT) Phred22 Mon Apr 30 (17:44 GMT) Jim Barrett Mon Apr 30 (17:45 GMT) Jim Barrett Mon Apr 30 (17:48 GMT) Chorister Mon Apr 30 (18:04 GMT) Jim Barrett Mon Apr 30 (18:28 GMT) St Theresine Mon Apr 30 (18:48 GMT) St Theresine Mon Apr 30 (18:51 GMT) St Theresine Mon Apr 30 (18:59 GMT) St Theresine Mon Apr 30 (19:01 GMT) St Theresine Mon Apr 30 (19:06 GMT) St Theresine Mon Apr 30 (19:09 GMT) Doubting Thomas Mon Apr 30 (19:51 GMT) Padre Pete Mon Apr 30 (23:35 GMT) Mon Apr 30 (23:36 GMT) Padre Pete Mon Apr 30 (23:43 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 1 (00:55 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 1 (01:00 GMT) Princess Cariboo Tue May 1 (01:34 GMT) Hongkie Tue May 1 (02:59 GMT) Hongkie Tue May 1 (03:01 GMT) Hongkie Tue May 1 (03:02 GMT) Hongkie Tue May 1 (03:04 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:12 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:14 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:16 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:18 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:20 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:25 GMT) @#@ Tue May 1 (03:31 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (04:50 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (04:55 GMT) Jim Jams Tue May 1 (05:03 GMT) Jim Jams Tue May 1 (05:12 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (07:52 GMT) Tue May 1 (08:36 GMT) Fr Ivor Lacey-Cotter Tue May 1 (09:32 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 1 (12:32 GMT) Cornerstone Tue May 1 (13:16 GMT) Father Ben Tue May 1 (14:01 GMT) Baddabit Tue May 1 (14:57 GMT) Kevin Halls Tue May 1 (15:51 GMT) Tue May 1 (15:51 GMT) The Real Geoff Capes Tue May 1 (16:00 GMT) Doubtng Thomas Tue May 1 (16:17 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 1 (19:17 GMT) Doubting Thomas Tue May 1 (20:08 GMT) Mongolrich Tue May 1 (20:50 GMT) Mongolrich Tue May 1 (20:51 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Tue May 1 (21:36 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (22:17 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (22:21 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (22:24 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 1 (23:22 GMT) Doubting Thomas Tue May 1 (23:39 GMT) Tue May 1 (23:39 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 2 (00:05 GMT) Hedgehog Wed May 2 (00:45 GMT) Phred22 Wed May 2 (02:25 GMT) micmac Wed May 2 (03:25 GMT) micmac Wed May 2 (03:51 GMT) Old Aussie Wed May 2 (06:33 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (07:29 GMT) wardie Wed May 2 (08:19 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (09:58 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (10:37 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 2 (14:04 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 2 (14:23 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 2 (16:01 GMT) EnochWoz Wed May 2 (16:09 GMT) Jim Barrett Wed May 2 (16:22 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 2 (19:16 GMT) Phred22 Wed May 2 (19:36 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (20:11 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (20:47 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (20:48 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 2 (20:53 GMT) @#@ Thu May 3 (03:05 GMT) @#@ Thu May 3 (04:33 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 3 (05:08 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 3 (05:11 GMT) Canon Peter Thu May 3 (06:15 GMT) Appleaje Thu May 3 (06:22 GMT) Thu May 3 (06:22 GMT) Appleaje Thu May 3 (06:24 GMT) Canon Peter Thu May 3 (08:05 GMT) Doubting Thomas Thu May 3 (09:51 GMT) Doubting Thomas Thu May 3 (09:53 GMT) Doubting Thomas Thu May 3 (09:55 GMT) Doubting Thomas Thu May 3 (09:56 GMT) Doubting Thomas Thu May 3 (09:58 GMT) Haggis Piper Thu May 3 (12:00 GMT) Thu May 3 (13:09 GMT) King David 45 Thu May 3 (13:55 GMT) Hedgehog Thu May 3 (15:34 GMT) National Union of Construction Workers Thu May 3 (18:00 GMT) Mongolrich Thu May 3 (19:16 GMT) Phred22 Thu May 3 (19:38 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 3 (20:16 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Thu May 3 (20:37 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Thu May 3 (20:40 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 3 (20:46 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 3 (20:50 GMT) Hedgehog Thu May 3 (22:04 GMT) Padre Pete Thu May 3 (23:30 GMT) U.B. for Padre Pete Fri May 4 (03:45 GMT) Jim Jams Fri May 4 (06:43 GMT) Pastor Fred of the Skegness Tabernacle Fri May 4 (08:46 GMT) Revd. Peter Principle Rimmer (recently reinstated Anglican priest and all round good chap) Fri May 4 (08:48 GMT) Baddabit Fri May 4 (10:19 GMT) Baddabit Fri May 4 (11:25 GMT) Doubting Thomas Fri May 4 (12:39 GMT) Doubting Thomas Fri May 4 (12:42 GMT) Doubting Thomas Fri May 4 (15:23 GMT) Hedgehog Fri May 4 (19:11 GMT) Reddigreg Fri May 4 (21:55 GMT) Fri May 4 (21:55 GMT) Doubting Thomas Fri May 4 (22:05 GMT) Doubting Thomas Fri May 4 (22:12 GMT) U.Bharat Sat May 5 (00:56 GMT) Baddabit Sat May 5 (02:52 GMT) U.Bharat Sat May 5 (03:33 GMT) @#@ Sat May 5 (05:26 GMT) Mortar Sins Sat May 5 (09:18 GMT) Kevin Halls Sat May 5 (15:03 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Press Officer for David Cameron Sat May 5 (15:08 GMT) EnochWoz Sat May 5 (15:28 GMT) Sat May 5 (15:28 GMT) EnochWoz Sat May 5 (15:28 GMT) EnochWoz Sat May 5 (15:30 GMT) Appleaje Sat May 5 (16:20 GMT) Sat May 5 (16:20 GMT) King David 45 Sat May 5 (17:08 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sat May 5 (17:15 GMT) Jon Fober Sat May 5 (17:29 GMT) EnochWoz Sat May 5 (18:11 GMT) @#@ Sat May 5 (18:36 GMT) Canon Peter Sat May 5 (19:24 GMT) Canon Peter Sat May 5 (19:25 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sat May 5 (22:45 GMT) Phred22 Sun May 6 (00:54 GMT) Jim Jams Sun May 6 (05:59 GMT) Baddabit Sun May 6 (06:36 GMT) EnochWoz Sun May 6 (09:14 GMT) Padre Pete Sun May 6 (11:38 GMT) Baddabit Sun May 6 (11:52 GMT) Baddabit Sun May 6 (11:58 GMT) Baddabit Sun May 6 (12:00 GMT) Georgiaboy Sun May 6 (12:02 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun May 6 (13:14 GMT) Appleaje Sun May 6 (15:54 GMT) Rolyn Sun May 6 (16:11 GMT) For Record Purposes Sun May 6 (17:35 GMT) Hedgehog Sun May 6 (18:50 GMT) Doubting Thomas Sun May 6 (19:06 GMT) Jon Fober Sun May 6 (19:23 GMT) U.Bharat Sun May 6 (23:34 GMT) @#@ Mon May 7 (04:21 GMT) AlmostSwedish Mon May 7 (12:15 GMT) Phred22 Mon May 7 (13:20 GMT) The Venerable Angelo Siciliano Mon May 7 (16:54 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 7 (16:57 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 7 (16:58 GMT) Doubting Thomas Mon May 7 (17:46 GMT) Hairy Camel Mon May 7 (18:17 GMT) Mon May 7 (18:17 GMT) "Carl Andre" Mon May 7 (19:35 GMT) Hedgehog Mon May 7 (20:38 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 8 (04:21 GMT) Jim Jams Tue May 8 (05:02 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 8 (05:57 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Tue May 8 (06:36 GMT) Padre Pete Tue May 8 (06:48 GMT) Tue May 8 (06:48 GMT) EnochWoz Tue May 8 (09:11 GMT) The Venerable Peter Gabriel Tue May 8 (09:17 GMT) The Venerable Bob the Builder Tue May 8 (09:21 GMT) Canon Peter Tue May 8 (09:23 GMT) Canon Peter of the poor syntax Tue May 8 (09:25 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 8 (10:32 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 8 (10:42 GMT) Fr Ivor Lacey-Cotter Tue May 8 (13:36 GMT) Baddabit Tue May 8 (14:24 GMT) Baddabit Tue May 8 (14:27 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 8 (21:06 GMT) Baddabit Tue May 8 (21:46 GMT) Doubting Thomas Tue May 8 (22:24 GMT) EnochWoz Tue May 8 (22:33 GMT) Jameson Wed May 9 (03:03 GMT) Wed May 9 (03:03 GMT) Jameson Wed May 9 (03:04 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 9 (05:32 GMT) Wed May 9 (05:45 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 9 (05:56 GMT) Padre Pete Wed May 9 (06:01 GMT) mr fun Wed May 9 (06:26 GMT) Wed May 9 (06:26 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 9 (06:26 GMT) mr fun Wed May 9 (06:27 GMT) mr fun Wed May 9 (06:29 GMT) mr fun Wed May 9 (06:31 GMT) mr fun Wed May 9 (06:32 GMT) mr fun Wed May 9 (06:35 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 9 (12:10 GMT) Pasco Wed May 9 (12:40 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 9 (12:51 GMT) Pasco Wed May 9 (12:59 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 9 (13:18 GMT) Wed May 9 (13:18 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 9 (14:23 GMT) Hedgehog Wed May 9 (14:44 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 9 (15:02 GMT) Disgruntled of Skegness Wed May 9 (16:11 GMT) EnochWoz Wed May 9 (16:20 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 9 (20:28 GMT) Chill Wed May 9 (21:00 GMT) Chorister Wed May 9 (21:27 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 9 (21:33 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 9 (22:02 GMT) A lone shark Wed May 9 (22:54 GMT) Baddabit Wed May 9 (23:14 GMT) Padre Pete Thu May 10 (00:16 GMT) Phred22 Thu May 10 (01:06 GMT) EnochWoz Thu May 10 (10:07 GMT) Canon Peter Thu May 10 (10:23 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 10 (10:24 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 10 (12:03 GMT) The Violent in Violet Thu May 10 (14:36 GMT) Loveheart Thu May 10 (16:06 GMT) Daniel Thu May 10 (18:02 GMT) Canon Peter Thu May 10 (19:12 GMT) Brian the Diverse, Press Officer for David Cameron for Disgruntled of SKegness Thu May 10 (22:29 GMT) Padre Pete Thu May 10 (23:42 GMT) Phred22 Fri May 11 (01:44 GMT) classic1 Fri May 11 (02:35 GMT) classic1 Fri May 11 (02:36 GMT) harold Fri May 11 (05:35 GMT) U.Bharat Fri May 11 (05:38 GMT) U.Bharat Fri May 11 (05:39 GMT) U.Bharat Fri May 11 (05:41 GMT) U.Bharat Fri May 11 (05:43 GMT) U.B. for Canon Peter Fri May 11 (06:36 GMT) Baddabit Fri May 11 (13:16 GMT) Hedgehog Fri May 11 (18:53 GMT) Fri May 11 (18:53 GMT) Phred22 Fri May 11 (20:01 GMT) Doubting Thomas Fri May 11 (20:13 GMT) @#@ Fri May 11 (20:46 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat May 12 (10:29 GMT) Sat May 12 (10:29 GMT) Baddabit Sat May 12 (11:50 GMT) EnochWoz Sat May 12 (14:48 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Sat May 12 (15:13 GMT) U.Bharat Sun May 13 (00:50 GMT) U.Bharat for The Bard Sun May 13 (00:53 GMT) @#@ Sun May 13 (04:00 GMT) Sun May 13 (04:00 GMT) U.Bharat Sun May 13 (06:37 GMT) Baddabit Sun May 13 (13:57 GMT) Baddabit Sun May 13 (13:58 GMT) Chorister Sun May 13 (21:08 GMT) Chorister Sun May 13 (21:09 GMT) Chorister Sun May 13 (21:10 GMT) Phred22 Mon May 14 (01:04 GMT) Rhume Mon May 14 (05:20 GMT) Hedgehog Mon May 14 (15:02 GMT) Pearlie Mon May 14 (18:00 GMT) Mon May 14 (19:34 GMT) @#@ Mon May 14 (20:40 GMT) Doubting Thomas Mon May 14 (20:44 GMT) DunkDuffel Tue May 15 (00:36 GMT) DunkDuffel Tue May 15 (00:38 GMT) DunkDuffel Tue May 15 (00:40 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 15 (05:20 GMT) Canon Peter Tue May 15 (09:37 GMT) Tue May 15 (09:37 GMT) Baddabit Tue May 15 (11:06 GMT) Richard the Loin-Hearted Tue May 15 (12:24 GMT) Furious Mallet Man Tue May 15 (14:28 GMT) Purple Protestor Tue May 15 (14:29 GMT) Violet Violent Tue May 15 (14:32 GMT) San Jose (come see me some time!) Tue May 15 (15:22 GMT) Altered boy Tue May 15 (17:59 GMT) Tue May 15 (17:59 GMT) Altered boy Tue May 15 (18:00 GMT) Pasco Wed May 16 (00:16 GMT) Pasco Wed May 16 (00:30 GMT) Pasco Wed May 16 (00:50 GMT) Phred22 Wed May 16 (01:04 GMT) U.Bharat for Pasco Wed May 16 (05:01 GMT) Doubting Thomas Wed May 16 (07:59 GMT) Baddabit Wed May 16 (12:57 GMT) Pasco for UB Wed May 16 (13:59 GMT) Pasco for U.Bharat re 411, that is. Wed May 16 (14:20 GMT) Retro Maniple Wed May 16 (18:33 GMT) Wed May 16 (18:33 GMT) Baddabit Wed May 16 (21:10 GMT) Baddabit Wed May 16 (21:11 GMT) U.Bharat Wed May 16 (21:15 GMT) AnglicanWretch Wed May 16 (21:48 GMT)   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Help yourself Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.