Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition. To post your caption to the above picture, click here. Or follow the links below to read the brilliant contributions of others, and post your own from there. The Captioneers Sun May 4 (00:02 GMT) Phred22 Sun May 4 (00:10 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (02:39 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (02:52 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (02:52 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (03:03 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (03:05 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (03:09 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (03:13 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (03:15 GMT) JB Sun May 4 (04:13 GMT) uncle Sun May 4 (05:31 GMT) uncle Sun May 4 (05:32 GMT) uncle Sun May 4 (05:40 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (07:15 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (07:17 GMT) Gordon the Macho Sun May 4 (07:20 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Sun May 4 (07:28 GMT) Phred22 Sun May 4 (14:38 GMT) Chorister Sun May 4 (14:49 GMT) @#@ Sun May 4 (18:18 GMT) Qwerty Sun May 4 (18:22 GMT) Dustball Sun May 4 (18:33 GMT) Dustball Sun May 4 (18:33 GMT) Dustball Sun May 4 (18:34 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (19:09 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (19:23 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (20:58 GMT) Oreophagite Sun May 4 (21:18 GMT) U.B. Sun May 4 (21:29 GMT) Sinbad Sun May 4 (22:49 GMT) Sinbad Sun May 4 (22:54 GMT) uncle Sun May 4 (22:57 GMT) bacchus Mon May 5 (00:19 GMT) Phred22 Mon May 5 (01:12 GMT) Qwerty Mon May 5 (01:28 GMT) Umadas Bharat Mon May 5 (05:18 GMT) Father David Mon May 5 (06:01 GMT) U.Bharat Mon May 5 (06:15 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (06:18 GMT) the priesthood Mon May 5 (07:40 GMT) iggle piggle Mon May 5 (07:41 GMT) Chas of the Dicker (flushed with success) Mon May 5 (09:25 GMT) the sad old fat fart of a mad yeti who is about to order his dvd of the abominable snowman starring forrest tucker Mon May 5 (09:36 GMT) Father David Mon May 5 (10:46 GMT) Melusine Mon May 5 (10:46 GMT) The Venerable Eskimo Nell Mon May 5 (10:48 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (10:49 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (10:51 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (10:52 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (10:53 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (10:54 GMT) The Venerables Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Mon May 5 (10:57 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (11:01 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (11:01 GMT) King Arthur Mon May 5 (11:05 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (11:07 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (11:32 GMT) @#@ Mon May 5 (11:55 GMT) Fat belly Mon May 5 (12:03 GMT) Pasco Mon May 5 (12:38 GMT) Pasco (typo) Mon May 5 (12:40 GMT) 2B12 Mon May 5 (13:41 GMT) Phred22 Mon May 5 (15:58 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (16:55 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (16:56 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (16:58 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (16:59 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:03 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:05 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:07 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:12 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:13 GMT) mirrizin Mon May 5 (17:14 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:14 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:20 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:22 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:23 GMT) Punjabberwocky Mon May 5 (17:27 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Mon May 5 (19:10 GMT) Dunno Mon May 5 (19:12 GMT) Librarycat Mon May 5 (19:35 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:44 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:45 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:47 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:49 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:50 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:51 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:54 GMT) KittyLover Mon May 5 (19:57 GMT) Captain Mainwaring Mon May 5 (20:12 GMT) Canon Peter Mon May 5 (20:13 GMT) Hedgehog Mon May 5 (20:16 GMT) Hedgehog Mon May 5 (20:17 GMT) The Venerable Neddie Seagoon Mon May 5 (20:18 GMT) Hedgehog Mon May 5 (20:20 GMT) The Veneral Revd. Fred de Clap Mon May 5 (22:10 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (22:18 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Mon May 5 (22:27 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:15 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:19 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:21 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:28 GMT) U.B. typo corrected Mon May 5 (23:30 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:34 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:36 GMT) U.B. Mon May 5 (23:37 GMT) Phred22 Tue May 6 (01:30 GMT) St. Christopher Tue May 6 (02:46 GMT) @#@ Tue May 6 (04:43 GMT) @#@ Tue May 6 (04:45 GMT) @#@ Tue May 6 (04:58 GMT) @#@ Tue May 6 (05:05 GMT) @#@ Tue May 6 (05:31 GMT) Chas of the Dicker Tue May 6 (05:39 GMT) U.Bharat Tue May 6 (06:01 GMT) U.B. Tue May 6 (06:05 GMT) U.B. Tue May 6 (06:41 GMT) Canon Peter Tue May 6 (08:12 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 6 (12:18 GMT) Francis X Kaliber Tue May 6 (13:18 GMT) Knight Errant Tue May 6 (14:10 GMT) Sues Tue May 6 (14:27 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:33 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:35 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:35 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:36 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:37 GMT) chrisb Tue May 6 (14:38 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:39 GMT) KittyLover Tue May 6 (14:40 GMT) chrisb Tue May 6 (14:43 GMT) chrisb Tue May 6 (14:45 GMT) chrisb Tue May 6 (14:48 GMT) chrisb Tue May 6 (14:50 GMT) Twinkle Tue May 6 (15:21 GMT) Twinkle Tue May 6 (15:24 GMT) Twinkle Tue May 6 (15:28 GMT) Twinkle Tue May 6 (15:29 GMT) Twinkle Tue May 6 (15:44 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue May 6 (16:59 GMT) Dunno Tue May 6 (19:11 GMT) U.B. Tue May 6 (19:15 GMT) Thingy Tue May 6 (19:17 GMT) Two lumps please. Tue May 6 (19:26 GMT) Canon Lawyer Tue May 6 (19:45 GMT) Canon Peter Tue May 6 (19:48 GMT) Canon Peter Tue May 6 (19:49 GMT) Canon Bluebottle Tue May 6 (19:52 GMT) Phred22 Tue May 6 (20:14 GMT) RONALD ROGER ERICSON Tue May 6 (20:18 GMT) U.B. Tue May 6 (20:32 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:33 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:34 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:35 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:35 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:36 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:37 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:38 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:40 GMT) Veronica Zundel Tue May 6 (20:40 GMT) U.B. Tue May 6 (20:54 GMT) Boris the Beserker Tue May 6 (21:16 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 6 (21:23 GMT) Hedgehog Tue May 6 (21:25 GMT) Qwerty Tue May 6 (21:44 GMT) U.B. Tue May 6 (21:57 GMT) Fingle Tue May 6 (22:40 GMT) Qwerty Tue May 6 (22:55 GMT) Dustball Tue May 6 (22:57 GMT) Richard the loin-hearted Tue May 6 (22:58 GMT) Dustball Tue May 6 (23:00 GMT) Qwerty Tue May 6 (23:02 GMT) Knight Train Tue May 6 (23:05 GMT) Phred22 Wed May 7 (01:03 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (05:04 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (05:25 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (05:36 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (05:42 GMT) Sydney the Cynic Wed May 7 (07:17 GMT) The Venerable Canon Lewis Wed May 7 (07:43 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 7 (07:45 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 7 (09:28 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 7 (09:32 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 7 (09:33 GMT) The Pigman Wed May 7 (10:36 GMT) The Pigman Wed May 7 (10:38 GMT) Twinkle Wed May 7 (11:32 GMT) Twinkle Wed May 7 (11:42 GMT) Twinkle Wed May 7 (11:45 GMT) Twinkle Wed May 7 (11:49 GMT) Twinkle Wed May 7 (11:55 GMT) Twinkle Wed May 7 (12:02 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 7 (12:35 GMT) Hedgehog Wed May 7 (12:55 GMT) Canon Peter Wed May 7 (13:51 GMT) the sad old fat fart of a mad yeti who hopes to get his copy of the abominable snowman starring forrest tucker next monday. there is great joy in the fact that peter cushing also stars Wed May 7 (14:09 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (15:18 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (15:18 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (15:20 GMT) My cat is a brat Wed May 7 (15:22 GMT) My cat wants to go outside Wed May 7 (15:23 GMT) My cat wants to eat a budgie Wed May 7 (15:25 GMT) Phred22 Wed May 7 (15:26 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (15:28 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (15:29 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (15:30 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (16:05 GMT) Hedgehog Wed May 7 (16:35 GMT) chrisb Wed May 7 (16:37 GMT) KittyLover Wed May 7 (16:58 GMT) Julian the Unflapable Wed May 7 (20:46 GMT) Richard Bryan Wed May 7 (21:18 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (21:24 GMT) Dustball Wed May 7 (21:33 GMT) Sinbad Wed May 7 (21:33 GMT) Dustball Wed May 7 (21:35 GMT) ElizaG Wed May 7 (21:36 GMT) Sinbad Wed May 7 (21:45 GMT) Sinbad Wed May 7 (21:51 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (22:12 GMT) Hedgehog Wed May 7 (22:22 GMT) Hedgehog Wed May 7 (22:23 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Wed May 7 (22:26 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (22:41 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (23:02 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (23:07 GMT) U.B. Wed May 7 (23:15 GMT) Phred22 Thu May 8 (00:54 GMT) Richard the loin-hearted Thu May 8 (01:36 GMT) Uncle Thu May 8 (04:16 GMT) Albert Ross Thu May 8 (05:38 GMT) U.Bharat Thu May 8 (06:11 GMT) LBman Thu May 8 (08:09 GMT) The Pigman Thu May 8 (08:18 GMT) The Pigman Thu May 8 (08:20 GMT) LBman Thu May 8 (08:24 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Thu May 8 (12:31 GMT) Twinkle Thu May 8 (12:32 GMT) Canon Peter Thu May 8 (13:32 GMT) KittyLover Thu May 8 (14:34 GMT) KittyLover Thu May 8 (14:37 GMT) KittyLover Thu May 8 (14:40 GMT) KittyLover Thu May 8 (17:44 GMT) HR Man Thu May 8 (19:08 GMT) chrisb Thu May 8 (19:35 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (19:48 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (19:55 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (20:25 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (20:29 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (20:33 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (20:38 GMT) Phred22 Thu May 8 (20:53 GMT) Umadas Bharat Thu May 8 (21:05 GMT) U.B. Thu May 8 (21:16 GMT) Veronica Zundel Thu May 8 (21:19 GMT) Veronica Zundel Thu May 8 (21:21 GMT) Veronica Zundel Thu May 8 (21:22 GMT) Veronica Zundel Thu May 8 (21:23 GMT) Umadas Bharat Thu May 8 (21:33 GMT) Dustball Thu May 8 (21:43 GMT) ElizaG Thu May 8 (21:46 GMT) Dustball Thu May 8 (21:48 GMT) @#@ Fri May 9 (03:11 GMT) Ronald Clingenpeel Fri May 9 (05:46 GMT) Ronald Clingenpeel Fri May 9 (05:49 GMT) Canon Peter Fri May 9 (07:55 GMT) Canon Peter Fri May 9 (07:56 GMT) Canon Peter Fri May 9 (08:19 GMT) The Venerable Inspector Knacker Fri May 9 (08:23 GMT) Canon Peter Fri May 9 (08:28 GMT) Canon Peter Fri May 9 (08:32 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (08:37 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (08:45 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (08:48 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (09:10 GMT) Umadas Bharat Fri May 9 (09:15 GMT) Pasco Fri May 9 (09:16 GMT) U.B. (for Sybil) Fri May 9 (09:17 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (09:31 GMT) Pasco Fri May 9 (09:34 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (09:38 GMT) The Bishop of Blarney Fri May 9 (09:41 GMT) Raffish Graffiti Fri May 9 (09:43 GMT) Pasco Fri May 9 (10:11 GMT) Othello Fri May 9 (10:43 GMT) @#@ Fri May 9 (12:28 GMT) Hedgehog Fri May 9 (12:29 GMT) Joris2 Fri May 9 (12:47 GMT) llais gwiriondeb Fri May 9 (14:15 GMT) KittyLover Fri May 9 (14:54 GMT) KittyLover Fri May 9 (14:56 GMT) KittyLover Fri May 9 (15:00 GMT) KittyLover Fri May 9 (15:04 GMT) Phred22 Fri May 9 (15:07 GMT) doughboy Fri May 9 (16:23 GMT) Got it Too Fri May 9 (16:27 GMT) ElizaG Fri May 9 (16:31 GMT) Hedgehog Fri May 9 (16:37 GMT) chrisb Fri May 9 (17:23 GMT) Qwerty Fri May 9 (19:21 GMT) Hedgehog Fri May 9 (20:35 GMT) MongolRich Fri May 9 (20:58 GMT) MongolRich Fri May 9 (21:00 GMT) tommy m Fri May 9 (21:08 GMT) The Matey of Skegness Fri May 9 (21:17 GMT) U.Bharat Fri May 9 (21:36 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (21:38 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (21:42 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (21:54 GMT) U.B. Fri May 9 (22:09 GMT) LBman Fri May 9 (22:19 GMT) LBman Fri May 9 (22:21 GMT) Bored at Work Fri May 9 (22:48 GMT)   The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Slipped halo. Seen a promising picture? Help us find new pictures for the competition. Send us your best pics, and please let us know where you found them.